
"Make sure there's a fresh copy of Wall Street Journal next to the changing table."

"Jo-LENE. I've got an army to raise and I must get to Manangua at once. I require a window seat and an in-flight Happy Meal with no pickles. OH, GOD HELP YOU IF I FIND PICKLES!"
"Am I to spend the entire day wallowing around in my own feces? A little service here."
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